Rock me Amadeus Rock me Amadeus Rock me Amadeus Rock me Amadeus Tried to OD on the Cold-Eeze “Golden Girls” got me “Sweatin’ To The Oldies” Hanging out like Double Ds sip Long Island Iced Teas Wrote to Mayor McCheese “Send a Shamrock Shake please!” Three O’ Clock on the dot time to cruise for Eighth graders Rather tape the Weather Channel so that I can watch it later Reruns of Rerun so “What’s Happening?” Dee’s knocked up and Rog on crack again Deep throat a whole Nutty Buddy Make whoopie to a batch of Silly Putty Make a Spam and Colgate sandwich and ate it Go through “National Geographic” and draw panties on the natives So I like to dance naked in front of my pets But my cat was inattentive so I sent him UPS Playin’ spin the bottle with my mom I watch “Cops” with no pants on Must’ve blown a fuse nothing’s going on Lamer than the Pope climb the walls like King Kong Buggin’ out like Tori Spelling’s eyes Deader than the parents on a “Party of Five” Luciano Pavoratti on a treadmill Not going nowhere slim chance we will Less hip than Bo Jackson bored like wood Dick around like Frankie Goes To Hollywood Relax don’t do it when you wanna go to it Relax don’t do it when you wanna cum Relax don’t do it when you wanna go to it Relax don’t do it when you wanna cum Nowhere to go I can’t wake up late Just sit around and wait for my Old Spice to activate Stalemate jailbait in “My So-Called Life” imprisonment Amazing what a good breakfast pickles make isn’t it? I like to pretend I’m …

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